I’m not making enough boys nervous
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
(Source: call-life-arlelt, via thespookykids)
ALL HAIL STACY AND CLINTON.
(Source: watchtvwithme, via thespookykids)
where is the downside
"Skrillex we’re having problems with paying our taxes/debts"
"D-d-d-d-d-d-drop the rates"
LP: When we have a row its like we have a row with a sibling and you’re being massively annoyed at each other.
(Source: owtomlinson, via dharziiepop)
(Source: iraffiruse, via dharziiepop)
HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE
HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”