bitrates:

Today at Walmart I saw a little kid pick up a penny off the ground and swallow it. The creatures you find at Walmart…

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ruinedchildhood:

when I see someone open a pack of gum

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kiradax:

ajaxdotcom:

natwiththespats:

PROOF OF VOTING BEING RIGGED

PETITION FOR A RECOUNT

ANOTHER PETITION

SIGN IT, DON’T LET THEM AWAY WITH THE SAME SHIT THEY PULLED 30 YEARS AGO

this is.. this is so blatant.. what the hell

Please sign this petition, please spread it like wildfire! We NEED a recount or a revote.

(Source: nateogosu, via lordfarquad)


geordiegrays:

yes we can.

geordiegrays:

yes we can.


squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

(via rough-mornings)


You need to understand that I’ll never be the girl that begs you to stay. If you decide to walk out of my life, I might be sad for a little while but know that I’ll never chase you. I’ll just let you go.

— Midnight thoughts (I may love you, but i’ll never need you)

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j6q:

I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.

(Source: epistemologicalfallacy, via stokelyrainbow)


I’m beyond bored. I’m… beyord.

— Patrick Star (via wild-earth)


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